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Norway attacked by UFOs!

Norway attacked by UFOs!

Norway UFO SpiralWas Norway attacked by UFOs last night, the epicentre of a blackhole forming, or just another cock-up by the Russians?

For ten minutes the strange light appeared above Norway with onlookers describing it as ‘like a big fireball that went around, with a great light around it’ and ‘a shooting star that spun around and around’.

The spiral caused alarm as a blue light seemed to originate from behind a mountain in northern Norway, before stopping and spinning in circles, creating a massive spiral which covered the whole sky in a few seconds.
A light then seemed to shoot out from the centre, as if it were a massive laser beam, lasting for ten minutes before disappearing.

It definitely looks like something out of a science fiction movie, however it turns out that this weird spiral is nothing more than a botch-job by the Ruskies. 

A Bulava missile was test-fired from a Russian submarine in the White Sea early on Wednesday but failed at the third stage, the Russian’s finally confirmed today. This is the ninth failure in 13 launches, but the first to create this amazing effect.

Troms? Geophysical Observatory researcher Truls Lynne Hansen agreed, saying the missile had likely veered out of control and exploded, and the spiral was light reflecting on the leaking fuel.

Here’s a collection of videos of the event. Probably from people’s camera phones.

And here’s a video of a plausible explanation.

So, there we have it, a Russian missle goes haywire and we all think it’s aliens… could it all be a coverup?

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Yeah im not convinced… my little brain would much rather ponder the cover up and conspiracy theories…

Its Aliens i tell you!