Words

Some sentences I've strung together

Medical remedies from history that you wouldn’t consider today

Medical remedies from history that you wouldn’t consider today

With the current pandemic gripping the globe, it comes as no surprise that people will look anywhere and everywhere for a miracle cure, especially when it’s touted by the President of the United States. But, before you go and start injecting yourself with Domestos to rid yourself of the Rona, have a look back at lessons of the past.

Twitterbots, or how I learned to code and annoy the web

Twitterbots, or how I learned to code and annoy the web

The internet is full of people spouting their opinions into the void, and boy do they have opinions. The problem is that if you search hard enough, you can find someone to agree with you. There must be an infinite amount of opinions floating about on the web. Or must there? I wasn’t sure, so I created CrowdersBot to make it happen.

Other stuff

Other stuff I've done that's not words or photoshops

Choose Life. Choose Dettol
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Choose Life. Choose Dettol

Dettol’s new billboard went viral because it sounded like Trainspotting. I took it to the next level.

Should you go out?
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Should you go out?

Due to confusion regarding the current government advice, I decided to create a comprehensive questionnaire that will clarify matters, informing users whether they should go out or not.

Stay Indoors
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Stay Indoors

B3ta compo: We’re still in lock down and playing computer games, but what if those games had to obey the same rules.

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All the nonsense from years ago, faithfully reproduced and preserved for posterity

Catfood vs Dogfood

Catfood vs Dogfood

Which is tastier, dog food or cat food? Everyone’s favourite Jim finds out first-hand, so you don’t have to.

Ear Whacks

Ear Whacks

Ear wax candles, a traditional cure for a common problem. But do they work or are they just bollocks?

How to Suck an Egg

How to Suck an Egg

What the hell does it mean, and how do you actually do it. Questions that have plagued mankind for years answered by Everyone’s Favourite Jim.

How to Pull a Sickie and Keep Your Job

How to Pull a Sickie and Keep Your Job

Sometimes you just don’t want to go into work, and who can blame you. Everyone’s Favourite Jim is here to help you take a day off without being fired.