Words

Some sentences I've strung together

The McDonald's Fries Theorum

The McDonald’s Fries Theorum

Everyone’s Favourite Jim had a lot of work to do, so naturally chose to ignore it all and do something silly instead.
Are McDonald’s fries a con? Only one way to find out.

When is an NFT not an NFT?

When is an NFT not an NFT?

There’s been an explosion of NFTs in the past few months, with news every day that some celebrity or someone has bought an ape, penguin, cyberpunk or other such nonsense. It seems every fool and their mum wants to get involved, including me… but with a difference.

Medical remedies from history that you wouldn’t consider today

Medical remedies from history that you wouldn’t consider today

With the current pandemic gripping the globe, it comes as no surprise that people will look anywhere and everywhere for a miracle cure, especially when it’s touted by the President of the United States. But, before you go and start injecting yourself with Domestos to rid yourself of the Rona, have a look back at lessons of the past.

Other stuff

Other stuff I've done that's not words or photoshops

PunPages.com
Other Stuff

PunPages.com

I wondered why there wasn’t a place on the internet that catalogued all the businesses with funny names, then I built it.

MP Letters
Other Stuff

MP Letters

Looking to resign from the government? Here’s a handy template that you can use and post to Twitter.

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All the nonsense from years ago, faithfully reproduced and preserved for posterity

Catfood vs Dogfood

Catfood vs Dogfood

Which is tastier, dog food or cat food? Everyone’s favourite Jim finds out first-hand, so you don’t have to.

Ear Whacks

Ear Whacks

Ear wax candles, a traditional cure for a common problem. But do they work or are they just bollocks?

How to Suck an Egg

How to Suck an Egg

What the hell does it mean, and how do you actually do it. Questions that have plagued mankind for years answered by Everyone’s Favourite Jim.

How to Pull a Sickie and Keep Your Job

How to Pull a Sickie and Keep Your Job

Sometimes you just don’t want to go into work, and who can blame you. Everyone’s Favourite Jim is here to help you take a day off without being fired.