Category: Internet Roundup

Ok, so I know it’s been over a month since the last weekly installment of my Internet Roundup, but what is a week? Is a week a period of seven days or is it a period of time in someone’s reality stipulated by the life-changing events that happen within that time that define people as human beings, justifying their existence and proving their self-worth? Ok, seven days it is.

This week: Dead pink rabbits, scary blimps, beer rules, breakdancing baby, prank calls and more

Not a conscious effort, but this week seems to have turned itself into Animal Cruelty Week. Sometimes these moments of genius just happen, they’re not planned. Before you all start complaining and whining I must state that during the course of creating this week’s Roundup no animals were harmed, but a lot of laughs were had at their expense.

This week: Beavers, cats, squirrels, monkeys, elephants and more

It’s taken eight editions of the Internet Roundup, and the funny quotes have gone. You may well miss them but let’s be honest, they weren’t all that funny and were just a little something to pop on the bottom. So now I put it to you… what should go at the bottom if anything at all? Suggestions can include a small lump of red leicester, Lord Lucan, or a 20p voucher for Tesco. They’re my suggestions, you can do better.

This week: Space shuttles, Bad predictions, Lazy Disney, Armadillos, Hungry bears, Kittens, Lemmings and more

Don’t look at me! Don’t look at me! I’m so shy! What’s up with some people on the internet? They treat it like some kind of diary, moaning about their teenage angst, whining about their miserable lives and how depressed they are when they’ve only been on the planet for next to no time. People, people, the internet is for sillyness and fun, like this:

This week: Internet Cam Whores, Nickleback trot, Expensive Amazon, Men in coats, Farting Pigs, Women drivers and more

What a glorious week we’re having, and the weather men think it’s going to snow! I think all weathermen, psychics, and Daily Sport journalists went to the same school to learn how to make stuff up. Anyways…

This week: Bunny butchering, big blue whales, stoopid girls, co-worker attacks, snowballs, and much more

I’d like someone to sow me something that is funnier than cats. Cat pictures? Hilarious. Cat videos? Genuinely laugh out loud funny, on the verge of urinating in one’s own trousers. I don’t know why, but I can be having a really shit day and I can see a funny cat and it makes the world seem right. I think instead of sending soldiers into Iraq, just send funny cats. The world would be a better place.

This week: Funny Cats, Funny Baby, Big Boxes, Magic, Spiders, Sand, and more.

It’s been a long time coming, but here’s the excuses: Just before Christmas I moved to a new place, and had to recover from that, then Christmas happened, then new year, then back to work, and all the while I didn’t have internet access, which was a real pain. There we go, but hopefully we’re back on track now.

This week: Evil wanking, Yoga cats, Fart rockets, Jesus, Two headed girl, Fancy pants and more!

It’s been a tough week with the website going down for a few days (this one amongst others I run) and everyone’s favourite Jim has been battling with web monsters to get everything back online in time for the fans. It was all worth it though, just to see your smiling faces, I can see you, really, stop picking your nose.

This week: Fanny flowers, reaction to Coke, origami, goatse, polar bears, granny fight, boobies, Santa, clowns and more.

Issue number two of the Internet Roundup is upon us, which leaves me to think what I could have achieved had I not been monkeying around on the computer. Learnt to play the oboe, painted a picture of a crying child, or helped homeless people on the street, maybe. Bollocks to that because…

This week: Slogan Generator, Eat your dead, make a book, musical tables, freaks, crap sex, penguins, and more.