Category: Jim Reports

Norway UFO SpiralWas Norway attacked by UFOs last night, the epicentre of a blackhole forming, or just another cock-up by the Russians? For ten minutes the strange light appeared above Norway with onlookers describing it as ‘like a big fireball that went around, with a great light around it’ and ‘a shooting star that spun […]

Today it has been reported that a 29 year old woman is going to be charged with reckless and careless driving after posting a video of herself on YouTube ploughing through a puddle of water, deliberately soaking a bunch of kids. How ridiculous is that?! Especially ridiculous when it turns out the kids actually asked to her to splash them!

It would seem Ralph Lauren aren’t quite so happy with their art department as they used to be. A recent advert that was heavily (and badly) photoshopped made it on to the interweb for all to criticise and poke fun at. Good old Ralph was a little displeased and sent nasty letters to the various sites to take it down.

This morning Derren Brown announced to the world that this Wednesday night he is going to predict the lottery results before they happen. Everyone’s favourite Jim had an idea, and reckons that he too can predict lottery numbers before they are drawn, using pasta and potatos.

It would appear that Google Streetview drivers think they are a law unto themselves. However, one such driver in Bradford thought he’d quickly nip down a lane that was meant for buses and taxis only, but wasn’t expecting the long arm of the law to be behind him. He also didn’t realise the whole thing would be documented on Google Maps!

“Woah! What’s all this?” I hear you cry, and I would say “Don’t cry, it’s just new content.” So what’s it all about? Well, I came across a video on YouTube of an uneducated hippy comparing a condom to a sieve and informing viewers that “condoms don’t offer real protection from STDs, especially AIDS.” What a load of shit. So I have created the following video in response.

Being a big fan of game consoles, and always the first kid on the block to have the latest gadget, it’s understandable that everyone’s favourite Jim is feeling a bit sad at not yet owning a PlayStation3. With no money in the coffers the alternative is to try to earn one through a “Referral Scheme”. Sceptical but desperate, Jim signs up to see if these things are for real.

It’s a boring evening, there’s nothing on the TV, we’re talking about what we can do when all of a sudden the Missus’s sister and I both shout out in unison “We could make a cake!” I don’t know why, but that’s the way it happened, so that’s what we did.

It was with firm conviction that everyone’s favourite Jim phoned the O2 customer services department to cancel his mobile phone contract. When the girl on the other end answered the phone as the ‘Rentention Centre’ Jim laughed, there was no way they were keeping him as a customer… or was there.

Which is tastier, dog food or cat food? Everyone’s favourite Jim finds out first-hand, so you don’t have to.