Wow! Three in a row, and this one is actually being published on a Friday, as opposed to being published on a Sunday or Monday and backdated. I’m really getting into the swing of things again, and I hope you appreciate it. You can show your appreciation by giving me money, or at the very least clicking on some adverts or something. Go on, you know you want to.
This week: Be a doll, funny signs, Dec’s anal antics, triple-x-factor, egg in an egg, how they make bacon, best beer advert, and more.
The internet is full of some weird and wonderful shit, that’s why I’m here to help you out and find it. I sit here all day in my little room, in my underpants scouring the deepest darkest depths of the internet and bring it to you in handy bite-size portions. I know you love it, and I love it too. So, next time you click on one of these links, just picture me slaving away in my sweaty underpants bringing joy to myself, and you of course.
This week: Racist cameras, crazy telemarketers, binocular soccer, fat girls, beat boxing, pig personality tests, and more.
Number 13, unlucky for some. Yeah, you’re all thinking it’s unlucky for you, but in fact it’s unlucky for me. It means I’m going for a half hearted attempt to get this thing back on the road. Those of you with mathematical skillzors will realise that I first started doing these nearly three years ago, and there’s 52 weeks in a year… 3 x 52 = 13. Ha! Argue with that.
This week: Handerpants, Chop Sabers, Sex Equipment, Boob Tassels, SFW Porn, and Turtle rape. Who says I don’t look after you guys.
“Woah! What’s all this?” I hear you cry, and I would say “Don’t cry, it’s just new content.” So what’s it all about? Well, I came across a video on YouTube of an uneducated hippy comparing a condom to a sieve and informing viewers that “condoms don’t offer real protection from STDs, especially AIDS.” What a load of shit. So I have created the following video in response.
Hey look! It’s 2008! It’s the time of year for forgiveness and resolutions. Forgiveness from you guys because I haven’t updated the site in months, and resolutions from me because I plan to keep it more up to date. I have a lot of things in the pipeline for the site, more crayzee experiments, more crayzee videos, and more crayzee erm… crayzeeness. So sit back, enjoy, this is the shape of things to come.
This week: Parent’s Guide to the Net, Tiger Piglets, Lyrics finder, Lip Dub, Groovy dancing girl and more.
A few months back everyone’s favourite Jim though it would be a bit of a giggle to jump out of an aeroplane. Then he sobered up and found out it was too late to cancel. Here’s the video. Crayzee fools.
Due to Everyone’s Favourite Jim having family in all four corners of the country, and because of his last job, Jim has done and does do a lot of motorway driving. There’s nothing that irks him more than people who don’t know motorway etiquette… and the last thing you want to do is irk him. So here’s some guidelines for using Britain’s motorways without pissing him off.
I’m not even going to insult anyone’s intelligence by coming up with excuses for the two-month hiatus my weekly roundup of the internet has taken. I’ll let you come up with an excuse for yourselves. Maybe something involving monkeys, cheese, a bear-trap, half a pound of tupenny-rice, and a jar of pickled herrings. Answers on a postcard to the usual address. Needless to say, I won’t let it happen again. *Not a genuine promise.
This week: Faceball, supid inventions, important research, love on the northern line, fighting bible characters and more.
Ok, so I know it’s been over a month since the last weekly installment of my Internet Roundup, but what is a week? Is a week a period of seven days or is it a period of time in someone’s reality stipulated by the life-changing events that happen within that time that define people as human beings, justifying their existence and proving their self-worth? Ok, seven days it is.
This week: Dead pink rabbits, scary blimps, beer rules, breakdancing baby, prank calls and more
Being a big fan of game consoles, and always the first kid on the block to have the latest gadget, it’s understandable that everyone’s favourite Jim is feeling a bit sad at not yet owning a PlayStation3. With no money in the coffers the alternative is to try to earn one through a “Referral Scheme”. Sceptical but desperate, Jim signs up to see if these things are for real.
