When I was confronted in the Welcome Break Newport Pagnell services car park on the M1 on the way to see my Dad I immediately thought I would tell this guy to sod off, then he told me his sob story and I gave in. Having been driving for two hours (45minutes of that spent stationary at junction […]
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What I got for Christmas
With the first working week of 2006 safely out of the way (only another 51 to go), you’d be forgiven for thinking that Christmas is well and truly forgotten…you’d be wrong. To let you all experience a final moment of Christmas here is a list of all the brilliant presents that I got (in no particular order). What fun!
Feminine Hygiene Products – Tested
Wooooaah! Bodyform! Is Bodyform actually for you, or could pretty much anything else do the same job? Everyone’s favourite Jim finds out.
Oh Deer!
Why didn’t the deer cross the road? Because it was hit, bang on, by a fast moving two tonne Jaguar. ‘Well, that’s not funny!’ I hear you cry, and you’d be right, it’s a bloody inconvenience. Happily driving down the Caterham Bypass at night after a long, hard day’s work my brother and I were faced with […]
How to Suck an Egg
What the hell does it mean, and how do you actually do it. Questions that have plagued mankind for years answered by Everyone’s Favourite Jim.
How to Pull a Sickie and Keep Your Job
Sometimes you just don’t want to go into work, and who can blame you. Everyone’s Favourite Jim is here to help you take a day off without being fired.