It’s been a long time coming, but here’s the excuses: Just before Christmas I moved to a new place, and had to recover from that, then Christmas happened, then new year, then back to work, and all the while I didn’t have internet access, which was a real pain. There we go, but hopefully we’re back on track now.
This week: Evil wanking, Yoga cats, Fart rockets, Jesus, Two headed girl, Fancy pants and more!
It’s been a tough week with the website going down for a few days (this one amongst others I run) and everyone’s favourite Jim has been battling with web monsters to get everything back online in time for the fans. It was all worth it though, just to see your smiling faces, I can see you, really, stop picking your nose.
This week: Fanny flowers, reaction to Coke, origami, goatse, polar bears, granny fight, boobies, Santa, clowns and more.
Issue number two of the Internet Roundup is upon us, which leaves me to think what I could have achieved had I not been monkeying around on the computer. Learnt to play the oboe, painted a picture of a crying child, or helped homeless people on the street, maybe. Bollocks to that because…
This week: Slogan Generator, Eat your dead, make a book, musical tables, freaks, crap sex, penguins, and more.
Hey you! Looky here it’s the first issue of JimmerUK’s amazing Internet Roundup. A new weekly summary of what everybody’s favourite Jim has been wasting his time on instead of working. Now you can waste your time too.
This week: Bollock protection, underhand government voting, fake religions, fighting dwarves, naked Welshman, laughing babies and more.
It was with firm conviction that everyone’s favourite Jim phoned the O2 customer services department to cancel his mobile phone contract. When the girl on the other end answered the phone as the ‘Rentention Centre’ Jim laughed, there was no way they were keeping him as a customer… or was there.
Toothpaste. You squeeze it on your brush, stick it in your mouth, rub it in to your pearly whites, tongue and gums, then spit it out as if it were nothing. Did you ever stop to think about the effort the manufacturers put in to make it look pretty just for you? How the bloody hell do they get the stripes in there? Science Gimp knows, and he’s telling you, so listen up.
Which is tastier, dog food or cat food? Everyone’s favourite Jim finds out first-hand, so you don’t have to.
We all know about it, get a couple of cups, get some string, put it all together and you’ve got yourself a makeshift telecommunication device that would make Blue Peter proud. Does it really work? How does it work? If it’s really that good, how come we pay stupid amounts of money to mobile network operators? Can you use it for text messages? Get the answers to all those questions (except the last two) from the one and only Science Gimp.
With a spring in our step, and happiness in our hearts Team JUK headed up to Silverstone to the Trax car show. Having been there last year everyone’s favourite Jim and Science Gimp knew exactly what to expect: HOOTIES! Oh, and a few cars.
Everyone’s favourite Jim has spent the last week skiving off work and holidaying in Milan. Why? Because Missus JimmerUK wanted to see some fella called Robbie Williams. Jim on the other hand had plans up his sleeve.
