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Buy my car

Yes it’s true. You can own a piece of legend by purchasing my car. It’s quite possibly one of the greatest motor vehicles of all time. Right up there along with K.I.T.T, the Delorean from Back to the Future, and the Batmobile.

Don’t let this bargain get away read on for more details. 

The Most Famous Car you Never Knew

Here you have the opportunity to buy the world’s most famous car you never knew. I didn’t know how much this car had got around until I found some old pictures in the glovebox. 

It would appear that this car has been involved in some major events in history, you could even say that this car has shaped history as we know it. 

See the pictures below and decide for yourself. 

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In all seriousness, this has been sitting on my driveway for God knows how long, and I just want to get rid of it. 

It’s pretty messy, and I don’t know if it’ll start straight off, but when being used was a fantastic little run around, and I’ll be sorry to see it go. Someone suggested I use it as a bit of a project car and maybe pimp it up a bit, but I hate all that and am incredibly lazy. 

The car scrubs up well as you can see here how it used to look. It will take some work to get it back to its former glory, but it’s worth it.

Here it is in it’s current guise. 

The winner of the auction will also receive the following free gifts:

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  • Three of the original four hub cap thingys.
  • A pretend carbon fibre rear window brakelight. 
  • Half a tin of Back to Black (essential for keeping this car looking it’s best). 
  • A rubber ducky aerial. Much needed as the original was snapped off by a gang of little hoodies. (I assume it was the same gang who made off with the v-dub badge from the grill).

So, there we have it. A very yellow 1985 1.3 Polo Coupe S at a very cheap price. I don’t care if it only goes for £1, I’d rather see it go to a good home than scrap it. 


It has sold! For the grand total of £41.

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lee paulson
lee paulson

get some more pics of the car on here Jim. dave didnt smash it up for nothing,
Ive even got a yellow Volvo for the august classic race meeting.